it's funny cause i feel like i've known you for a very long time
but its only been days and i already want you to be mine
to be the one who keeps my heart and keep it beating
the one who i'll call my baby and i'll always be loving
someone who can always accept me for who i really am
respects everything about me and where i stand
to be the girl who i can call everymorning and night
comforts me and tells me everything is gonna be alright
a real girl that calls me just to say she misses me
tells me she cares and thinks that we're meant to be
it's sad because only an angel can be that sweet and loving
and only a soldier can be that brave and caring
unfortunately these past few days you've been there
and im hoping if you can be my angel soldier. -by kuya jasper. :]
So true indeed -- an eye opener
When I was a young child, the Philippine peso was P2.00 to the US dollar(exchange rate).
The president was Diosdado Macapagal . Life was simple. Life was easy.
My father was a farmer. My mother kept a small sari-sari store where our neighbors bought sang-perang asin, sang-perang
bagoong, sang-perang suka, sang-perang toyo at pahinginang isang butil na bawang.
Our backyard had kamatis, kalabasa, talong, ampalaya, upo, batao, and okra.
Our silong had chicken. We had a pig, dog & cat. And of course, we lived in the farm.
During rainy season, my father caught frogs at night which my mother made into betute (stuffed frog), or just plain fried. During the day, he caught hito and dalag from his rice paddies, which he would usually grill on coals – thus we have inihaw.
During dry season, we relied on the chickens, vegetables, bangus, tuyo, and tinapa. Every now and then, there was pork and beef from the town market.
Life was so peaceful , so quiet, no electricity, no TV. Just the radio for Tia Dely, Roman Rapido, Johnny de Leon, Tawag ng Tanghalan and Tang-tarang-tang. And who can forget Leila Benitez on Darigold Jamboree?
On weekends, I played with my neighbours (who were all my cousins), these childhood games -tumbang-preso, taguan, piko, luksong lubid,
patintero, at iba pa. I don't know about you, but I miss those days.
These days, we face the TV, Internet, e-mail, newspaper, magazine,grocery, catalogs, or drive around. The peso is
a staggering and incredible P44.00 to the US dollar rate.
Most people can't have fun anymore. Life has become a battle.
We live to work and work to live. Here are some gruesome experiences of working abroad because in our homeland life and economic situation has become so hard and difficult to earn a living to support your family needs.
Life is not easy. I was in Saudi Arabia in 1983. It was lonely, difficult, & scary there. It didn't matter whether you were a man or a woman. You were a target for rape. The salary was cheap & vacations few and far between. If the boss didn't want you to go on holiday breaks, you can't do anything but comply.
What can you do anyway? They kept your passport. Oh, and the employment agency charged you almost 4months of your salary (which, if you had to borrow on a "20% interest per month arrangement"), this means your first year's pay was all gone before you even earned it due to usurious interest on loans you have to get in order to leave the country to seek employment overseas.
The Philippines used to be one of the most important countries in Asia ..
Before & during my college days, many students from neighboring Asian countries like Malaysia, Indonesia, Japan and China went to the Philippines to get their diplomas.. Like Thailand, they went to study agriculture in UP Los Baños and earned their bachelors degree in the Philippines and now we import rice from them. It's the opposite now.
The Philippines used to be the exporter of many agricultural products, but now that is no longer the case. Everything is different. We import goods and products because we do not much land (farms) which our hard-working farmers can cultivate and develop to raise agricultural products for export. The reason behind this is that those self-serving, affluent and mostly anti-Filipino members of the private sectors are focused on developing mega houses, tall buildings, supermarkets, malls and other infrastructures –grabbing and buying out farms from impoverished farmers/land owners at a bargain or a steal.
What happened now?
What is the Philippine government doing?
Checking their own pocket, their own personal interest and pork barrels.
Wow!
Until 1972, men like President Macapagal & President Marcos were once the most admired presidents of the world. (Not anymore!)
The Peso had kept its value of P 7.00 to the US dollar until I finished college .. Today, the Philippines is famous as the " housemaid " capital of the world.
It ranks very high as the "cheapest labor" capital of the world, too. We have maids in Hong Kong, laborers in Saudi Arabia, dancers in Japan, migrants and TNTs in Australia and the US, and all sorts of other "tricky" jobs in other parts of the globe.
Quo Vadis, Pinoy? Is that a wonder or a worry? Are you proud to be a Filipino, or does it even matter anymore?
When you see the Filipino flag and hear the Pambansang Awit, do you feel a sense of pride or a sense of defeat & uncertainty?
If only things could change for the better...... . Hang on for this is a job for Superman. Or whom do you call? Ghostbusters? Is that a joke or what?
This is one of our problems.
We say "I love the Philippines .. I am proud to be a Filipino."
When I send you a joke, you send it to everyone in your address book even if it kills the Internet.
But when I send you a note on how to save our country & ask you to forward it, what do you do?
You chuck it in the bin.
I want to help the maids in Hong Kong ...
I want to help the laborers in Saudi Arabia ...
I want to help the dancers in Japan ...
I want to help the TNTs in America and Australia ...
I want to save the people of the Philippines ..
But I cannot do it alone. I need your help and everyone else's.
So, please forward this e-mail to your friends.
If you say you love the Philippines , prove it. And if you don't agree with me, say something anyway.
Indifference is a crime on its own .
Juan dela Cruz.
Got this from ate A. im so bored.. and my chat buddies are already sleeping. idk y they sleep so early. gawsh. well yea.. here it is. RED
1. Are you currently mad at someone? im not mad, just irritated.
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? mark? im not sure. :]
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? YESS!!
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry? idk. how would i know?
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell/scream? depends. ORANGE
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a suprise party? yea. i miss KONAYB. :\
2. Are you easily excited? yes. i just dont like to admit it sometimes. but i actually am. :]
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about? PINOY JAMS! aug15. see u there!
4. Which of your friends is most excitable? i dont really know. lols.
5. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought? omigad!! iim rich!! haha. ;]
6. If you could have anything right now what would it be? lots and lotsa money!! >:] YELLOW
1.NAME? rochie.
2. Where were you born? manila.
3. What's your main goal in life? die successful and happy.
4. Do you want to have children? yes.
5. How do you want to die? i want it to die because of natural causes. GREEN
1. Do you like this colour? its ok.
2. Gay Marriage? im not against it but im not for it either.
3. Lowering the drinking age? nahh.
4. Capital Punishment? nope.
5. Abortion? heck nahh.
6. Recycling? Of course :] BLUE
1. What was your latest dream? cant remember.
2. Which of your friends do you dream about the most? orange and LA friends.
3. Have any of your dreams come true? i think. :]
4. Do you usually remember your dreams? nope. i just remember those which really made me happy and those which made me feel sad.
5. What was the weirdest dream you've ever had? its for me to know, and u to find out. ;] PURPLE
1. Straight, Gay, Bi? straight.
2. Do you have a bf/gf? yup, bf.
3. Do you have a crush? CHITO MIRANDA. always and forever! LOLS.
4. Who is the best "hugger" that you know? my orange. :]
5. Do you believe in love at first sight? nahh.
6. Have you ever been in love? of course. :]
Ten really random facts about me.
10. i am the eldest of 3. 09. i love guitars!
08. rock is the music. :]
07. i love eating isaw. [yum!] 06. i am an incoming junior at belmont HS. :]
05. i love my friends.
04. i always pray. [honestly. Ü] 03. i idolize SLASH and PAUL GILBERT. they are living legends. :] 02. i love to cook but i hate washing dishes. ;p
01. i love my orange with all my heart and soul. :]
Nine ways to win my heart.
09. show me that ur serious about me.
08. make me happy. 07. u have to know how to play the guitar.
06. u have to eat whenever i eat.
05. u need make me feel special.
04. u have to be conciderate most of the time. 03. u have to be normal. 02. u have to know how to blend with my mood. ;]
01. u have to make me feel that u love me.
Eight things I carry/wear every day.
08. my wallet.
07. my phone.
06. my zune.
05. shirt.
04. jeans.
03. under garments.
02. footwear.
01. accessories.
Seven things that annoy me.
07. assholes.
06. backstabbers.
05. posers. 04. liars.
03. plastics.
02. people who thinks that they're better than everyone else.
01. nosebleeds.
Six places I've visited.
06. Los Angeles, California.
05. Las Vegas, Nevada.
04. Boracay. 03. San Francisco.
02. Puerto Gallera, Mindoro.
01. Manila.
Five things I want to do before I die.
05. Get married. 04. visit Philippines.
03. have children.
02. play in a huge concert.
01. learn CAPOEIRA.
Four things I'm afraid of.
04. death.
03. being rejeted.
02. being alone.
01. heights. ;]
Three things I do every day.
03. eat. 02. take a bath.
01. sleep.
Two things I'm trying not to do now.
02. eat too much.
01. stay up late.
One person you want to see right now.
01. my orange. ;]
Pagalingan sa Pagkanta. ( 3 magkumpare ang nagmamayabang sa kantahan sa loob ng araneta c. .. )
( paramihan ng puntos sa pamamagitan ng taong tatayo )
singer1 : oohhh yeeess im a great pretender...
( palakpakan... 30 senior citizen ang tumayo )
singer2 : itaktak mo, itaktak mo. itak-itak..itaktak mo....
( palakpakan... 60 kabataan at senior citizen nagsi tayo-an )
singer3 : bayang magiliw perlas ng silanganan...
( tayo lang ng tao sa araneta ) Superhero Q: sinong superhero ang sira ulo?
A: superman! bakit? nagpantalon tapos nag brief pa.
Q: sinong superhero ang MAS sira ulo?
A: batman! bakit? nagpantalon na nag brief pa tapos nagsinturon pa ang loko!
Q: sinong superhero ang PINAKA sira?
A: walang iba! si darna!
bakit?! kumakain ng bato! Pawikan ( nakatambay sa barko ang cebuanong nagbebenta ng pawikan at isang mayabang na ilonggo )
( hindi nag tagal may tumalon na dolphin )
cebuano: PARE! dolphin oh!
ilonggo: (nagmamayabang) anong dolphin?! hipon lang sa amin 'yan.
(kinagabihan hindi nakatulog ang cebuano sa sobrang yabang ng ilonggo...nilabas nya ang pawikan at nilagay sa ulo ng ilonggo)
ilonggo: putang ina! anong ginagawa ng pawikan mo dito?!
cebuano: anong pawikan? kuto lang 'yan sa amin!
bwahaha. Pandak Bitoy : Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?
Dagul : Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako..
Bitoy : Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?
Dagul : Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin! Makulet na bata Dad: Anak bili mo ko soft drinks
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Dad: Coke!
Anak:Diet o Regular?
Dad: Regular!
Anak:Bote O Can?
Dad: Bote!
Anak: 8 oz. o Litro?
Dad: Punyeta! Tubig na lang!
Anak: Natural o Mineral?
Dad: Mineral!
Anak: Malamig o Hindi?
Dad: Hampasin kaya kita ng walis?
Anak: tambo o ting ting
Dad: Animal ka!
Anak: Baka o Baboy?
Dad: Layas!
Anak: Ngayono bukas?
Dad: Ngayon na!!!
Anak: Hatid mo ko Indi?
DAd: Patayin kaya kita?
Anak:saksakin o barilin?
Dad: Babarilin!!
Anak: Ulo o Tiyan?
Dad: Pesteeeee!!!!
Anak: Ipis o Daga??
Dad: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Sisa Juan:Pare,ano apilido ni sisa?..
Pedro:ano?
Juan:edi Sisa-mese street:) Fairy A black baby was given a pair of wings by a fairy....
Baby: does this mean im an angel??
Fairy laughs....
Fairy: Of course not! negrang 'to, ambisyosa! Paniki ka! Mga PROMDI sa America Tatlong probinsiyana sa Pinas at matalik na magkaibigan ang nakarating sa America para mag-migrate. Yamang nasa Amerika na sila ay nagkasundo sila na palitan ang mabaho nilang mga pangalan. Ang bagong pangalan ng bawat isa sa kanila ay ang unang syllable (bigkas) ng palayaw nila pero uulitin lang ang bigkas ang at huling syllable naman ng dating palayaw nila at aalisin na.
LUMING: Yeheeey ako na ngayun si LULU
DINDAY: Ako naman ngayon si DINDIN na.
PEKTA: Ako naman babalik na lang sa Pinas. Butiki Isang araw may limang tao na nakakita ng butiki..
Sosy:ewerz butiki
Bakla:haaayyyyy kadirdir butikiiiii!!!
Astig:Shit! butiki
Jolog na Scientist: OH MAY GHAD A HAZARDOUS LIZARDOUS!!!
Mahirap: Psst!! Mga pare ULAM!!! Kriminal kriminal: Father mangungumpisal po ako pari:ano kasalanan mo iho kriminal:apat na po napapatay ko pari:bakit mo naman pinapatay iho kriminal:kasi pinagpipilitan po nila na me Diyos daw pa father totoo po ba yun na me Diyos father? pari: hindi ah sino me sabi nun wala ah....
It was jazz an ordinary day.
The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw!
Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman
nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming
fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila na rin ako.
Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng :
"Indaaayyyyy..."
Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be now?
"Dodong!" sigaw ko.
Napalakas yata voice ko. Kasi the other fans turned their backs to their
behind at napatingin sa amin. Sabi ko "Sorry, I didn't mean to be loud
and proud." Hinawakan na lang ni Dodong ang kamay ko at lumayo kami from
the
crowd.
"Kamusta na Inday? Do you come here open?" tanong nya.
"Bihira lang, Dodong. I'm just droppings by. Ethnic ang schedule ko eh"
sabi ko.
Memories came flushing in my mind. How can I forget to remember Dodong?
Siya na may mata ni Piolo, dimple ni Aga, at bigote ni Rex Cortez. He's
every
woman's dreamboat. I was just starting my tour of duty kay ate noon nang
unang makilala ko si Dodong. Contraction worker siya sa ginagawang bahay
sa tapat namin. Naging kami for a while then after that were not an item
anymore.
"Tanghali na Inday. What did you say we have lunch together?" tanong ni
Dodong.
"I don't mine" sagot ko.
Sa restaurant, nilapitan kaagad kami ng waiter. "What's your odor sir?"
sabi nung waiter kay Dodong.
"Do you have porkshop?" tanong ni Dodong.
"Yes sir" sabi nito. "Our porkshop with a resistance to the teeth of
boast of our chef. Domestic careful selection of pork with little fat of
female liking is used. The exquisite cooking which repeated trial and error
and
was completed. It also has healthy vegetables with salad feeling fully"
dagdag pa niya.
"And you mam?" sabay tingin naman sa akin.
Hmmm..mukhang masarap yung porkshop. Pero I'm cutting down on my carbon
kaya pinigilan ko.
"I'll just have water, thanks. Liquidate diet ako eh."sagot ko.
Pagkatapos kumain, nagyaya si Dodong manood ng sine. Teka teka, this is
going too far. Besides, it's a long, long, way to run.
"Reality chess, Dodong. May asawa na ako, si Jay. As a mother of fact,
I'm happily married" pagmamalaki ko.
"Di na pwede yung tulad ng dati. Sorry pero I didn't expect you still
have more feelings than I expected. I don't want you getting the way. Past
is
fast. Therefore, cause and defect." dagdag ko pa.
Tumahimik sya. Parang may language barrel na namagitan sa amin. The
seconds that passed seemed like fraternity. Di nagla-on, nagsalita na rin
sya.
"I don't care less!" sigaw ni Dodong.
Shocks, give me a brake! The nerd ng taong ito para sigawan ako! To
think it's his other woman that caused our separation to part.
Kinabahan na ako. I felt speedbumps all over my body and was having
panic attach. Tinalikuran ko siya at nagmadali akong lumakad palayo. Pero
sumunod pa rin siya like a monkey on my butt. Hanggang sa makakita ako ng
security guard. Biglang nawala si Dodong.
"Excuse me kuya, pwedeng magtanong?" sabi ko sa mamang guard.
"Of course miss, I can help you with my pleasure." sagot niya.
"Saan po ba ang exit? Could you point me to the right erection? I got
lost in my eyes."
"Diretso lang."sabi niya. "Then turn right anytime with care."
"Thanks for your corporation" sabi ko.
Buti na lang nandun si kuya. Pero saglit lang, I smell something peachy.
As I turned, nakita ko na namang nakasunod si Dodong! Delaying static lang
pala kanina ang pag-disappear nya.
"Nyahahaha! You can run but you can hide, Inday. No matter where you go,
there you are!" pananakot nya.
Oh no, is this the end? This is too much, I feel degradable. My world
started falling afar.
Then suddenly, Jay come from behind! Dodong was caught to the act! In
the matter of minute, it's all over. I'm out of arm's way.
"Thanks Jay, my love. But how did you.?" bago pa man ako matapos, sabi
niya:
"I was in the neighborhood. Fans din ako ni Angel eh. I heard you shout
but at first I didn't give it a thought. Pero nang makita ko kayong
magkahawak ng holding hands, then I give it a thought. I know something is
a missed."
From then on, Dodong did not brother me again. In fact, he didn't even
sister me. As in platonic at wala na talaga.
Pero kami ni Jay, heto, shoot sailing pa rin ang relationship. Lalo pa
ngayon, open na kami sa isa't-isa at walang exhibitions. I feel I'm on
cloud line.
Divorced father: Anak, pag uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo ton cheke at sabihin mo 18 yearsold ka na kya huling cheke na 'to para child support mo, tpos tignan mo kung ano ang facial expression nya.
Anak: Mom, sabi ni Dad bigay ko daw sa 'yo itong cheke, last support na
niya ito sa akin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tignan ko daw expression ng
face mo.
Mom: Sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya paki sabi salamat sa suporta
kahit di mo siya tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo expression ng face niya!
************ ********* ********* ********
************ ********* ********* ********
(Sa loob ng Mall)
Guy: Love yan ang dati kong girlfriend.
Jowa: Ang pangit pangit naman!
Guy: Wala akong magagwa, yan tlaga ang weakness ko ever since..
************ ********* ********* ********
BF : May ibibigay akong gift sayo, pero hulaan mo muna!
GF: Sige, clue naman...
BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD! SMILE!!!
************ ********* ********* ********
Judge: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: ??? (di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?
************ ********* ********* ********
ANAK: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un...TEN MILLER!!!
************ ********* ********* ********
Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan.. Ang kapal mo!!!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba
talaga ang anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!!!
************ ********* ********* ********
Inspiring Quote of the Day:
"hindi ako tamad. Hindi ko lang alam kung saan ko ibubuhos kasipagan
ko.."
************ ********* ********* ********
MRS: Hon, am I pretty or ugly?
MR: uhm.. both..
MRS: anong both? Pwedeng pretty and ugly?
MR: Ang ibig ko sabihin, you're pretty ugly.
************ ********* ********* ********
TEACHER: Okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
PEDRO: Ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
TEACHER: Okay Pedro, what is Science?
PEDRO: Science is our lesson for today.
************ ********* ********* ********
In a Miss Gay Pageant:
HOST: how can we uplift our economy today even though we are under
economic crisis?
BAKLA: (namutla) mga bakla! Akala ko ba miss gay ito? Quizbee pala!!!
************ ********* ********* ********
BOY: Dad, tulong naman sa assignment ko. Find the least common
denominator daw.
DAD: Ha??? Teka... elementary pa lang ako eh hinahanap na nila yan ah!
Aba'y di pa pala nila nakikita...
************ ********* ********* ********
TEACHER: Mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing
sa dugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?
MGA BATA: eeewwww!
************ ********* ********* ********
SA KASALAN....
PARI: Sana ang donation mo ay katumbas ng ganda ng pakakasalan mo.
GROOM: Eto P5, father.
Tinignan ng pari ang bride.
PARI: eto P4 sukli mo iho.
************ ********* ********* ********
Sinoli ni Erap ang libro sa library..
ERAP: sobrang dami ng characters wala naman storya.
LIBRARIAN: kayo pala kumuha ng telephone directory namin!
************ ********* ********* ********
JAIME ZOBEL DE AYALA: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Spanish.
HENRY SY: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Chinese.
LITO ATIENZA: 1/2 Hawaiian, 1/2 Polo.
MIKE ARROYO: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 pork.
JOHN OSMENA: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Pinay.
PROSPERO PICHAY: 1/2 Unggoy, 1/2 gulay.
GMA: 1/2 ... only.
************ ********* ********* ********
SA OSPITAL.....
WIFE: Hon, nahirapan ako huminga.
HUSBAND: kung nahirapan ka ng huminga, itigil mo na.
************ ********* ********* ********
Nagbubungkal ng lupa si Erap para magtanim. Akala ng nakakita niloloko
lang siya dahil wala naman siyang tinatanim.
BANTAY: Sir, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah.
ERAP: Bobo! Seedless to!
************ ********* ********* ********
Si Erap nakabasag ng vase sa Museum, yung attendant nataranta.
ATTENDANT: Naku sir, more than 500 years old na po yang vase.
ERAP: Haaay salamat.... akala ko bago .
 | IM RED!! | Jul 13, '08 4:33 AM
for everyone |
its been a while since the last time i had sunburn.. and today, i finally felt it again.. the pain and all..  i went to Santa Monica beach with some of my friends today and i swam from 12nn to like 3pm. my back hella hurts mahnn!!! my face, chest, and shoulders are sooo red [and shinny] !! my legs didnt get burn much but they have red spots though.. this day was really fun. i wanna go to the beach again even if i get burnt more. haha. i dont care.  i just wish there will be more food and sodas next time. i really got hungry and thirsty after all the swimming and running. lols.  *pictures will be posted soon.
here are some filipino words which many filipinos never heard of. i saw it in my friend's multiply and thought that it was funny so i decided to post it too. enjoy!
1. BAKOKANG — Higanteng peklat. ito’y madalas na
dulot ng mga sugat na malaki na hindi ginamitan ng
sebo de macho habang natutuyo. Imbes na normal na
balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito’y mayroong
makintab na takip. 2. KALAMANTUTAY — Mabahong pangalan 3. MULMUL — Buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal. Mahirap
ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang
nunal. Subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na
bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser
ito. ***** “How nice naman your MULMUL! Nakakakiliti!”
***** 4. BURNIK — Taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. Madalas
nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang
pagkatapos tumae. Ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin,lalo na
kapag natuyo na ito. Ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na
maligo na
lamang upang ito’y maalis. ***** “Labs, alam ko kung anong kinain mo kanina!!!”
***** 5. ALPOMBRA — Kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang
makikitang suot ng mga sabungero at tindero ng yosi sa
quiapo. Ito’y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis
na swelas. Mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero
kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki. Available in blue, red,
green, etc. 6. McARTHUR — Taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush. “I
shall return!” 7. AGIHAP — Libag na dumikit sa panty o brief.
Nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay suotsuot
na nang hindi bumababa sa tatlong araw. 8. DUKIT — Ito ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo
ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit o sa puwit ng iba….try
it to prove it thats DUKIT. 9. SPONGKLONG — Ito’y isang bagong wika na
nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao. ***** “Buti naman at bumaba na sa puwesto ang
SPONGKLONG nating Presidente.” ***** 10. LAPONGGA — Ito’y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya
sa lamasan. *****”Hoy Utoy, bakit ba ang hilig mo sa mga sineng
puro LAPONGGA lang ang palabas?” ***** 11. WENEKLEK — Ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang
nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad.
Meron din ang babae nito. *****”Inay! Si Itay, sinaksak yung kapitbahay natin
kasi hinila yung weneklek niya!” ***** 12. BAKTUNG — Pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG. *****”Uy Jefferson, tingnan mo si Ma’am, BAKTUNG na
naman!” ***** 13. BAKTI — Bakat panty. 14. ASOGUE — Buhok sa kilikili. 15. BARNAKOL — Maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa
matagal na panahon. 16. BULTOKACHI — Tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag
nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak. 17. BUTUYTUY — Etits ng bata 18. JABARR — Pawis ng katawan 19. BAKTOL — Ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa
kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok
na bayabas. Ito’y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa
pawis. Madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, sa
elevator o FX. ***** “Put@#$%, sinong nangangamoy BAKTOL sa inyo?!!!
***** 20. KUKURIKAPU — Libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas
na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na inilalagay
sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga
naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae. Ang KUKURIKAPU
ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga. ***** “Honey, maligo ka na para maalis yang KUKURIKAPU
mo.” *****
Rule: List all the names you were called by and the people who calls you that. Tag at least 5 members of your contacts and give a comment on their site for them to know they've been tagged. .mango - manok [orange]. .rochie - LA friends, KONAYB, and carmina. .chie - mga taong tamad buohin ung rochie. .rocroc - katkat. .chelle - cassie. .nanay - julie, babes and bea. .anak - aimee. .sis - lali. .buddy - christian. .rowshi - mr. flax. .mamay - mawie. .14 - andrew. .ate - marko [kuya] .baller - JP. .fuertisima - joshua. [lols.] .te chelle - anae. .ate chelle - reneze. .baby - mommy. .highness - _ness. .lopez - bona. .daughter - pops. .asst. S-1 - christian martinez. .ate rochelle - middle school friends. .ate rochie - other middle school friends. .rotchichay - ate mariane. .kiddo - SGM. .lil kobe - sgt. davis. .sexi - kimmyy [gerjus.] iTag - christian, ate mariane, jonathan, jolo, and carmina
This is the 14-line poem I made for my English class. I know its kinda cheesy, but yea.  Hope u guys like it. LOVERS He's been waiting for so long, Waiting for the love that's strong. He's been hoping for the day That someone passes his way. He wanted to be happy, He hated being lonely. The day came when he finally saw her, approached her, hoped that they could be together. He loved her from then, Loved her as much as he can. His love grew, and hers, too. From then on, they've been together, Hoping that they could last forever.
Look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin.
PS: the smaller the better! (**meaning, how much of a loser u really are, hahahaha! just kidding)
1. Had sex: P30.00
2. Smoked: P100.00
3. drank alcohol: P100.00
4. Went skinny dipping: P20.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: P90.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: P10.00
7. Cheated on a test: P10.00
8. Fell asleep in class: P10.00
9. Been expelled: P10.00
10. Been in a fist fight: P40.00
11. Given oral: P60.00
12. Got oral: P60.00
13. Prank called the police: P10.00
14. Stole something: P10.00
15. Done drugs: P20.00
16. Dyed your hair: P50.00
17. Done something sexually with someone older (like a few years): P20.00.
18. Courted by someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): P50.00
19. Ate a whole bag of oreos: P60.00
20. Cried yourself to sleep: P10.00
21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: P95.00
22. Been in love: P90.00
23. Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing: P80.00
24. Went streaking: P5.00
25. Got arrested: P10.00
26. Cuddled: P95.00
27. Peed in the pool: P5.00
28. Played spin the bottle: P30.00
29. Done something you regret: P70.00
Tagged by: Lali.
You're tagged: Amabel, Bea, Christian, Jonathan, Gaan, Pae, Babes, Joy, and Donna.
RULES:
1. As a tagged blogger, you need to write ten random facts/habits about yourself in your blog. 2.Once you've finished, choose people you'd like to tag and include their names in your blog entry. 3. Don't forget to leave them a comment. Let them know that they've been tagged! FACTS: 1. iPods - i dont think iPods like me as much as i like them. I already lost 2 of 'em. one was stolen and the other one's lost. 2. Band - i already had 3 bands. 1 in the Philippines [PREDIGO], and 2 here [Fallen Crest and TB]. Predigo was an all-girl band and i was the rhythm guitarist. I'm the only girl member of both Fallen Crest and TB, and i'm the rhythm still. TB, in my opinion, is the most successful one 'coz we get gigs everywhere. j/k. 3. Friends - in the Philippines, i dont really have close friends that are also my neighbors. Most of my friends there are school friends. I was never that close to boys. My parents and my grandma were strict. Now that i'm here in LA, my parents became more open. They finally allowed me to hang out with guys more often. :] 4. Music - I love rock and I certainly am not a fan of hiphop. 5. Clothes - I dont wear dresses. I feel like i'm gonna bick sick to my stomach whenever i do. It just doesnt feel right. It's really uncomfortable for me. Most of the time I just wear jeans, shirt, and my chucks. :] 6. First Kiss - I had my first kiss when I was 14. lol. 7. Ebay - i like buying stuff on ebay. idk why. i think it's kinda entertaining bidding on stuff and searching for things that i like. :] 8. mango.orange - i call my boy friend orange because he loves the color orange. he also likes eating orange chicken from panda express. whenever i think of orange, he's the first thing that pops on my head. that's y i call him orange. He calls me mango because i like eating mango. i dont care if whats with it. if it's mango, i'll eat it. haha. 9. Starbucks - most of my money is spent on STARBUCKS. every thursday and saturday, my boyfriend and I will go to any Starbucks branch and order a venti Java Chip Frappuccino. [yum!!] 10. My Big Toes- my big toes are wierd. the bones crack anytime i want to, even continuously. Whether i move it in circular motion or just up and down, it cracks. lol.
my stupid sister is really a bitch. i hate her!! i really want to hit her so bad right now. i really just cant take her anymore. she's every evil thing you can think of. she's been in all the trouble there are in the world. you should really feel lucky 'coz u arent her sister. gosh. she really knows how to ruin people's day. everyday since she had her [also stupid] boyfriend, adam, a day wont pass without her making my blood boil. she always thinks that she's so perfect. [watdahek ryt? she isnt dat pretty u know.] she doesnt care about anything other than his frick'n bf. watdahek. anu pa sense na nand2 xa dba? i can live without talking to her. gosh. the world doesnt revolve around her! so dumb. she makes little things such big issues. whats up with that, ryt? u wanna know what happened? well, it started when my little sister was watching tv. then anae came. without asking who's watching, she changed the channel. [ang bastos dba? pag sa knya mo nman gagawin magwawala siya.] tpos sabi ko, 'anae, ang bastos mo. nanood si reneze.' i said it in a nice way knowing na magwawala xa pag sinungitan ko tono ko. pero wla parin. bigla nlng xa nagsasabi ng mean things about me without any reason. and i know that she's only making those up to make me feel bad. then i told her, 'atleast di ako mukang pokpok sa tingin ng mga tao.' and then she said, 'anu pakealm ko sa kanila?' [just proves that she really is one and she knows it.] and then lumapit ako sa knya tpos cnampal ko xa. then sabi nya, 'pasalamat ka di kita sinasaktan.' so i told her to hit me if she can and then she said, 'di ako brutal tulad mo!' [e hello? cnu ba samin ung muntik na ma-suspend kc nkipagsabunutan sa school?] that was really a stupid come back. and then she kept on saying really disrespectful stuff and really made me angry. tpos aun. i puched her twice and slapped her. i even pinched her [lol]. she really is a horrible sister. u should really be glad dat u dont have to bear with her every single day. she is really a bitch. 
wla lng. naishare ko lng. kc never ako nagkaron ng relationship na gn2 kahaba. i've never loved anybody as much as i love my orange for us to stay this long. hehe. im so happy. its been 2 days since our 18th monthsary. sana magtagal pa kme. 
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